FIGHT OF THE DECADE!
AS A WAY to avoid war between the United States and Iran, we at NEW POP LIT hereby offer to stage and promote a Steel Cage Match between the leaders of the respective nations, Donald J. Trump and Ayatollah Khamenei, at a place and date to be announced.
It will, of course, be Pay Per View. We expect the event to break all previous PPV records. Or: It will be YUGE!!
(We ask the two parties to contact us asap to quickly arrange this great match! Thanks. NewPopLitATgmailDOTcom.)